'Ello mate!
Friday, September 18th through Sunday, September 20th 2026
Approximately 3 weeks and 5 days until Wheeekend 26!
Fish and chips, frothy ale, madcap ‘drunk Shakespeare’ performances, a special British bake-off, (of course) darts — and rather much more: Come join us, guv’nuh, at our very English pub and inn!
“the Wheeeeekend!” rhymes with…
Wheeekend! Weekend with William: It’s forty eight hours of zaniness – two madcap days, big ymmm meals and the Wheeekend Fun Package – all for the low low price of not that much. Wheeekend taglines through the years:
- “The most complicated way to have fun, bar none!”
- “Weekend: Trick Your Friends into Coming.”
- “Wheezlingly Wicked”
- “Weekend: Your Wish is Our Regret”
- “People need to keep track of their own drinks.”
- “The hugs are free! After you sign a waiver.”
- “Yesterday’s memories, tomorrow’s repressions”
- “Fewer and fewer unexplained odors every year!”
(“Special thanks to WwWWebmaster John Kieken for donating his time, space and talent here!” – J.H.)
a random William insult:
Thou roguish common-kissing miscreant!