Right Good Winners, Mate
- GoH Wearer (Goldfinger): Allan
- Drunk Shakespeare Acting Awards
- Spammiest: Brett, Clay
- Drinkiest: Bryan, Vince
- Distinctivest: Dave, Erik
- Official Slogan (‘God Save the Whatever-This-Is’) | Your Obedient Servant John Hf
- Funnery Constable | Allan
- Cadet Neatfreak | Vince
- Jolly Good Kocktail Kontest | Brett and Cassie
- Top Chef Team | Rebecca, Mary Jo Sharon, John Hf
- Terrifically Trivial | MJ, Barb, Erik, Hamby | Clay, Jen, Craig, Dave
- Plate Crafting Winners | Rebecca, Erik, Cassie
- Toppest Top | John Hf (YOS)
- The Sweetest Song We Know Contest | Vince, Ed, Allan, Fred, Joe
Vittles and Glug Glug
- Welcoming Cheese | Bryan
- Fish and Chips | Fred and Jennifer
- Traditional English One-Bake Morning Supper| MJ
- Ploughman’s Lunch | John Hf
- Shepherd’s Pie | Bryan
- Crumpets and More Breakfast | MJ
Jolly Good Kocktail Kontest
- The Black Pheasant | Bryan
- Pimmsconsin Bellini | John Hf
- It’s Totally Bananas! … Foster | Cassie
- Much Ado about Apples!! | Rebecca and Clay
- Boozy Buck Juice | Brett & Cassie (* Winners!)
From the Official Evaluation:
The Wheeekend tagline. A quote-whore slogan for our Souvenir Booklet and merchandising. Example: “Weekend: How Does This Keep Happening to Us?”
- Let’s Be Real, You Don’t Actually Have Anything Going on That Weekend | Brett
- Better Than Hitting Your Hand with a Hammer | Clay
- An Exhausting and Exhilarating Time | Jennifer
- We Survived! | Cassie
- Where Bad Teeth are Tolerated | Dave
- English Pub Crawl | Anon
- The (Partial) Return of William | Anon
- Where Adults Can Be Kids Again | Vince
- It’s not the -end, it’s the Beginning! | Craig
- What Happens Here Becomes a Plaque | Bryan
- It’s Hard to Explain it to Others | Rebecca
- God Save the Whatever-This-Is | Your Obedient Servant John Hf (* Winner!)
This year’s ponder: Based on our experiences this Wheeekend, the Pleasant Pheasant Pub should be renamed The _________________ Tavern
- Tipping to the Inappropriate | Brett
- Boozy Bloke | Rebecca
- N/A | Jennifer
- Hold My Whiskey | Clay
- Drunken Dragon | Cassie
- Eagle | Craig
- Pleasant Peasant | Dave
- Tipsy | Bryan
- Rainy | Anon
- Multitasking | John Hf
- Rainy Day | Anon
- Tipsy Turkey | Sharon
- The Tavern on the (Spring) Green | Erik
- Drag On | Vince
Suggestions for future Wheeekends
- House on the Rock, dedicated women’s bathroom, biking, swimming, best photo contest, Crane Foundation, assign daily kitchen teams for cleanup. Popular themes included Mardi Gras/Masquerade, 1960s Retro, County Fair, Gangster