Our Elvis Lyrics Rewrite Contest …

Team Scott, Brett, Fred, Craig

And now, my plate is full,
My waistline grows.
I wore a shower curtain.
I’ve ate a plate that’s full.
I’ve scarfed it down,
Of that I’m certain.

I’ve lived and ate it all.
I’ve sampled each and every valve meal in the world.
And much more than this, I ate it my way!

 

Team Leslie, Mike, Clay, YOS, Sue

Jailhouse Fock

Wheeekend thew a party at the Cedar Lodge,
Just a horse ride away from Governor Dodge.
Graceland band was jumpin,
Socks began to swing.
You should seen Elvis when she began to sing.

Let’s drink,
Everybody let’s drink
Everybody in the Cedar block
Is dancing like we didn’t don’t give a fock!

Hoffman said to Schneider, Jen and Sue
Mary Jo’s got the budget, what we gonna do?
Early in the morning when it’s time to snooze,
Sgt Hoffman bruised us with the boot camp blues.

Let’s drink,
Everybody let’s drink
Everybody in the Cedar block
Is dancing like we didn’t don’t give a fock!

 

Team Claire, Bryan, Allan, Sharon, Erik

You ain’t nothin’ but a wrong decision
At the Cox Valley Picnic Area.
Well we forgot the charcoal,
We wish that was a lie.

Well we forgot to bring the lighter.
Our lunch was gonna die.
But Mary Jo saved us,
and that ain’t a big surprise.

We ate nothing but hot dogs.
We were at the end of the line.
We ate nothing but hotdogs.
Gassy all the time

If you ain’t eating bratwurst
Then you ain’t no friend of mine.

Well some people went swimming.
Others thought they’d die
Well the water was real cold
But Erik had to try
Well if your lips ain’t blue
Then you ain’t no friend of mine.

 

Team John Hamby, Mary Jo, Ed, Charles, Barb, Dave

{Intro}
One for the money
Two for the show
Three to be petty
Go Chaps Go

[Chorus] beach or a horse is your right to choose
Well you can do anything but you gotta pay your dues

[Verse 1] You can wake up
Feed my face
Slam my body all over the place
Well, do anything you wanna do?
But uh-uh honey pay off them dues

[Chorus] Beach or a horse is your right to choose
Well you can do anything but you gotta pay your dues
Go chaps go

[Verse 2] No food in the house, must eat in car
Drink our liquor and smoke a cigar
Well, do anything you wanna do?
But uh-uh honey pay off them dues

[Chorus] You can wake up
Feed my face
Slam my body all over the place
Well, do anything you wanna do?
But uh-uh honey pay off them dues

[Bridge] One for the money
Two for the show
Three to be petty
Go Chaps  Go

[Chorus] Chorus
To the beach or a horse is your right to choose
Well you can do anything but you gotta pay your dues

[outtro] Booze, booze helps you muse
Booze, booze you can choose
Booze booze you can’t lose
Booze, booze then you snooze
Well you can do anything but must pay your   Fun fee dues

 

Team Andrea, Rebecca, Jennifer, Cassie * Winners *

You ain’t nothing but a Wheeekender.
Drinking all the time.
You ain’t nothing but a Wheeekender.
Boozin’ all the time.
Well you ain’t never made a cocktail
That I really didn’t like.

You ain’t nothing but a newbie,
Crying all the time.
You ain’t nothing but a newbie,
Lost all the time.
Well you ain’t never shared a bathroom with 24 strangers at a time.

When you said you wouldn’t drink, that was just a lie.
When you thought it wouldn’t be fun, well that was just a lie.
Well you ain’t never come before, but now were all friends for life.