Can not one appreciate Shakespeare and also the grace of simple athletics? … Probably not. But that won’t stop us from inaugurating the Weekend Olympiad this year.

Let us know what games you’ll be bringing up, or if you have any competitive ideas — and not just those involving the projecting of spheres and being somehow shod.

Drinking games?

War games?

Saturday night, we’ll offer awards to the winners and, naturally, scorn to everyone else!