Top Ten 2005
11) I'm not a huge coconut guy. (Hoffman.) 10) I didn't throw the wine at the wall. (It was all a misunderstanding.) 9) Not only the poem ... but the whole world makes sense. (Upon listening to Which Folio Malvolio?) 8) I think they serve breakfast. (Reference unclear, but one suspects the result was not happy.) 7) Hoffman: I think Springfield has been pooh-poohed. Schneider: I already poohed it. 6) Hence the name Lake Evergreen ... This looks and smells like what's at the bottom of a port-a-potty. We now know why they call it Lake Evergreen. 5) Observe him, [...]
Poetry 2005
Oh Shakespeare Where Art Thou? An Ode to the Fest in Four Parts There's a Western we know, not the best Which we visited each year at the fest They took us for granted We became disenchanted Now Country Inn is the place that we rest. We ate breakfast at Denny's this time The food was simply sublime! They serve a Grand Slam Cakes, hashbrowns and ham Uncle Tom's is more famous for slime Grady's was the site of our play day The Eighties were clearly its heyday We declared war On poor Steve on the shore Mateys, it was [...]
User Comments 2005
More quote whore testimonials I truly enjoyed hovering over the cheese buffet table. What goes on here stays here (for the most part) Let's open another bottle of wine. You could easily spend thousand more and not have a better glow-in-the-dark experience. Fun fun fun, now where's my pants? Person I've come most to despise over the weekend and why Uncle Herschel Sharon - Obvious reasons (Ed. note: Most literary critics believe this entry to be meant satirically, pointing out that there is more than one Sharon and that these Sharons are delightful people.) Actor who played MacBeth. Mike - [...]